03 December 2009

a poll

i'm joining the bandwagon (a little late) and blogging about twilight...

in a sword fight, who would win?

edward cullen
or
paulie bleeker

unlike edward, paulie bleeker totally pulls off the pale-face thing. plus he looks so good in short-shorts. edward doesn't even look good with his shirt off...but wait, this isn't about who is more attractive. this is about combat. and let's face it, with his impossible speed and unbeatable strength, paulie bleeker would mindlessly slay the ugly vampire.
peace+love

3 comments:

kelly anne said...

dude. you KNOW cullen would whip bleaker's tiny golden shorts. edward can read minds, and he's "impossibly fast" [meaning WAY faster then puny human bleaker]. paulie's got no chance.
i'm not even going to talk about the attractiveness thing here, because while i believe that rpattz is only good looking in certain scenerios, michael cera is just pittiful and scrawny. TRUTH.

Kate said...

I'm with you on this one, Kelli. Paulie Bleeker is boss, and he would cream edward. besides--edward isn't even a real vampire.

Unknown said...

bleaker ALL the way.
...or jude law.