buenas tardes, Dios.

¡hola mi familia rica! (that means sexy)
i hope you all had just as great of a week as i did with a few less alcoholics than mine. it started out with someone walking around drunk in the middle of the night and i woke up to him growling in some language i did not understand. i think he may have been possesed by an evil spirit. as i feel back to sleep i began to have this silence of the lambs style nightmare. really, hannibal lector was in my dream. (thank you drunk man). then we went to visit this less active member/recent convert. she came out to the gate to greet us and gave me this huge hug almost choking me to death, and as she whispered "i'm so glad you came. i needed you guys today" i could smell the alcohol on her breath. i thought, this is going to be an interesting lesson. i don't think i've ever seen someone express so many emotions in such a short amount of time. moral of the story: obey the word of wisdom. really. then we went to teach this awesome investigator and i asked him to say the closing prayer. he started out, "good afternoon, God." it was cute. then my comp (who kind of struggles a lot with spanish) asked to use his bathroom.. he stuck his hands out across the table to her. ha, i died of laughter. then i revived myself and said, "she just wants to go to the bathroom". he said, "oh, i heard ´can i see your hands´". we also had some really spiritual moments and david even let us teach him a lesson. that was awesome. he is going to be active by the time i go home. and next year he is going on a mission. i know it.
welp, that about sums up my week. wow, i am doing really good. this is like 3 not really short emails in a row. i think i deserve an award (carribbean cruise anyone!?!). welp, i love you all a whole lot. and i just want you to know that really, if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, be obedient to the commandments. (sorry, i couldn't think of anything that rhymed with life that wasn't wife...math sucks....if you don't get it, go ask jimmy buffet). okay, i'm peacing out.
love,
kelli jean, hruss.


peace+love