i am now officially a certified lifeguard...despite ending mid-sentence in a conversation with someone to go save a victim DURING my test (yes, i was talking to a very attractive boy) i passed with flying colors! if you are swimming and fear the risk of drowning, no worries you will not drown on my watch! anyway, amidst all this lifeguard stuff i had this crazy dream last night: i was directing a choir and my old teacher (mr h) started getting mad at me for something-i do not know why he was there...then i was guarding a giant pool late at night that was like 17 feet deep and i had to rescue 4 people, 2 of which are guards at the rec center, sarah (my best friend), and an ex-boyfriend...weird...is there anyone out there that knows how to interperet dreams cause i could really use some enlightenment on this one...speaking of all this guard stuff i have to wear shorts or a swimsuit all the time and everyone knows how i love shaving my legs...they were getting pretty bad so i decided to try waxing them thinking i'd only have to do it like twice this summer...BAD IDEA...anyway, i bought a nair self-waxing kit and tried a little on my thigh before actually doing it to see what kind of affect it would have on my skin...it wasn't too bad and by the next day all the red marks were gone...so then tonight i decided to go all the way...now i am typing this with greasy cream on my legs and some of my pores feeling like they're on fire and looking like a bad case of chicken pox...therefore, my legs will just have to be visibly hairy for a week and a half every month since i refuse to shave my legs more than once a month...moral of the story: go the professional waxing route
this will be me by the end of the summer
this will be me by the end of the summeri just wanted to throw this out there for all non-runners...as adam sandler famously stated, "peein' your pants is cool"...just so you know peeing your pants is a completely normal (sometimes frequent) thing for runners...why would someone trying to improve their endurance want to stop and go to the bathroom resulting in a lowered heart rate that just takes time to get back up again? not worth it...besides it dries eventually and due to modern conveniences we've been so blessed with you simply throw them in the washing machine and -SHAZAM!- clean shorts!
congrats to sar wads on graduating from high school! i'm so so proud of my desperado sister! and our other desperado heart katie gets home in just 26 days (yes i am counting)! with her in ecuador and sar in school my social life has been pretty lame and i truly miss my partner-in-crime! that's pretty much the update on my summer- just getting tanner and blonder everyday that i wait for june 27th!peace+love
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